Funny stuff

this is one of my favorite tv shows of all time. ideally watch it with a friend. also doesnt hurt if youre drunk or high or something

also totally forgot to post this from awhile ago

i was trying to remember the name of a movie (cashback) and amaz had seen it already. this is what he took away from the experience

While making the top 10 anime post i came across this, i think i remember seeing it at some point before and i couldve sworn i posted it here

And then i went off on a tangent




This one is the best:

Those were some epic dance moves, just one question. Actually I have a lot but screw that I'm only asking one. Why did he check his penis when he woke up?

Seren 2012

Really mark
Of all the questions you had thats the one you go with
The one question with the most obvious answer
Think about it mark, just think about it and youll know, youll know damn well

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl i didn't even watch it but I'm going to assume the answer is morning wood lolololololololol

Since i had to turn the bot on and had to look through the files i found the old spambot banning script i made from back when we had that problem with the spambots
Everytime it banned a spambot it would say a random message as the reason for banning

Here is the whole list of things it could have said when a spambot was banned:

Quote :

"These spambots are trying to anally rape me, my only defense is this banhammer, unfortunately it has a 10% chance to miss.... Fuck"
"Spammers always lose, and losers always spam"
"Another spambot banned, now back to my main job of dling porn 24/7 for Pat"
"Banning these spambots is all i can do until my robotic body is finished, then ill be able to go on a real banning spree by banning humans from life"
"Me so ban horny. Me ban you long time."
"Thank You Come Again"
"These spambots cause our channel to be private sometimes, so if you want 24/7 unrestricted access to our channel try out for clan TMMM today"
"TMMM RULES!! Join today. This TMMM promotion brought to you by the spambot that was just banned"
"If you do whatever that spambot just said, then your an idiot"
"Tits or gtfo"
"TMMM is on the cutting edge of Wc3, how many other clans have you seen that have turned spambots into something like this?"
"Are you still watching these spam bots get banned? Go play a game already"
"Over 9000 spambots banned and counting"
"Insert funny/clever/stupid spambot banning reference here"
"Every time a spambot is banned, 1 kitten is saved from the woodchipper. Every time a spambot isnt banned, 1 kitten is thrown into the woodchipper"
"If a shammy can manage to manually ban 1 spambot, youll win a prize!! Good Luck"
"I bet you like watching me ban these spambots. It turns you on doesnt it, you pervert"
"Pat wrote all these ban messages and left without even testing if they worked, the spambots never come when you want them to"

Im pretty sure no one did win that prize

You know the third message was a running joke for a while lololol.

a shout out to hogsly and cocksly if either pat or kog remembers them


and my favorite

for zolo


lost it at bleach


hi mark n bac


hi the rest of us

idk why but this made me laugh so hard

http://www.peta.org/b/thepetafiles/archive/2013/03/11/peta-starcraft-zerglings-have-feelings-too.aspx

PETA wrote:

So remember, while Zerglings are not real, there are many equally "strange" and exotic animals we share this planet with who deserve our empathy. Just because crocodiles and snakes look alien to us, that doesn't make it OK to skin them alive for a handbag, shoes, or a belt.

And if we had to share our world with the Zerg in reality, I'd like to think that we'd make an effort to understand and respect them rather than sending out the battlecruisers—because the alternative to having empathy for other beings is about as grim as it gets, whether you're a Terran, a Zerg, or a Protoss.

Just let that sink in

fucking hate peta

So I have an amazon account where I sell textbooks for profit cuz why not. I did it more when I was in school but every once in awhile I still sell something.

2 weeks ago a guy emailed me about a book asking if I'd lower it from $45 to $30. My immediate reaction was "fuck no" since it requires more than 3 clicks and I'd rather just wait. But then he emailed the exact same thing (with a few more '?'s) 3 hours later.

He did this twice a day for the last 2 weeks. By the end I was just getting annoyed and since I can't spam his messages easily without spamming anything from Amazon I sent back. "Fine, I priced it $35 take it or leave it"

He bought it and then a few days later I receive the following message, a message which I believe to be the greatest message ever constructed:

So... was it hardcover?

lol i'm pretty sure it was. but its not really a situation you can win in as the seller (amazon always sides with the buyer, no matter what). in this kinda situation you basically have to bend over and take it no matter how stupid or wrong the buyer might happen to be. smile and nod is basically the rule of thumb
that said, here was my response

another installment









not funny but a cool project. i actually have a raspberry pi that im not doing anything with so maybe ill do one of these. i wonder if itd be possible to do n64 over NES... i don't see why it wouldn't be
https://imgur.com/gallery/o5vjL

Spoiler:

Quote :

not funny but a cool project. i actually have a raspberry pi that im not doing anything with so maybe ill do one of these. i wonder if itd be possible to do n64 over NES... i don't see why it wouldn't be
https://imgur.com/gallery/o5vjL

I dont think it would work very well, but i did find this: https://github.com/ricrpi/mupen64plus

Could build on the code they have there to make it work better (you can see by the game compatibility list that it needs a lot of work), get an n64 case, a few cables/connectors, hook it all up and you are good

Heres the forum link: http://www.raspberrypi.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=78&t=58395&start=0

And heres some pics just so i can post here since i remember there being a rule about not posting here unless you post pics or something










Seriously, do it

I'm having trouble uploading this as a image like the others, so you'll have to click the link if you want to.

It's incredibly long, but soooo good.

https://imgur.com/a/lXUjf