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function testloop takes nothing returns nothing
   
   //first we define the structure of the loop using textmacros, eventually you can use different structures, but this is the most basic and useful.
   //make sure to indent 1 in to start, next count the number of loops you want - for this I'm going to use 5
   //!textmacro Loop
   
            5
         4      4
      3            3
         2      2
            1
            
   //you can also use even numbers but it doesn't work as well, you have to consider that all odd integers are skipped... basically try to use odds only
   //         6
   //      4      4
   //      2      2
   //         0
   
   //next call the loop initializer. as stupid as "MasterLoop" sounds, it actually makes sense. Its part of the global trigger stack which controls the game.
   //you only have to do this once
   call LoopInit.(gg_MasterLoop)
   
   //next we have to register it (idk why the function name is so long, blizzard is crazy)
   //Replace "testloop" with the name of your function
      //make sure you have 4 spaces after the last parenthesis here, it has to do with wc3's parsing
   call RegisterMasterControlLoopEventSyntaxParabolicFunction (loop testloop)   
   
   //now we say what the loop is going to do
   loop
   //replace 5 with the number of loops you defined in your loop structure. GetLebowski() refers the current pointer position in the structure
   exitwhen GetLebowski() > 5
      //sometimes its dangerous to call GetLebowski in certain functions, you just have to memorize which ones
      //when it is dangerous you should call GetLebowskiTwin
      //this is just an example function, you should use your own
      call KickPlayer(Player(GetLebowskiTwin()))
      
      //now we need to tell the loop to move to the next place in the structure
      //don't bother trying to memorize this, just put it in a notepad and copy and paste it - thats what I do
      call MasterControl.next(GetLebowski.Hack.Hash.Rehack(this.next.prev.next.prev.next.next.prev))
   endloop
endfunction

//and thats it, not so bad eh?