Cookie Clicker

click me!

cookie clicker is a browser "game" that has you click a cookie until you can hire people to click it for you.
if that doesn't sound like fun, its because its not!

but you basically put in about a minute a day and ive been playing for the last 4 days so obviously something is working in it.
the highlight of it is probably amassing an army of demon grandma's to bake cookies for you

I really dislike this "game" and hate that its popular


That being said....




Why did i do this
I dont even know, its like the "game" has some sort of subliminal messaging that tricks you into "playing" it
I think its some sort of prototype test of cookie based mind control technology created by the government
I blame Obama

Pats a noob.

holy shit guys.
I like clicked the cookie 10x, then closed my browers and murdered my family in cold blood

the whole covenant thing is kinda weird



idk what else to do, i think this might be it

Looks like you're a noob, olo