Reinstalled wc3!!

Lets play guys :3 (eventually)

say when?

BUT YOU SHOULD GET SC2 AND PLAY SC2 WITH US!!!

i can play wc3 though.

Spoiler:

im usually on at 10 playing ladder with nmug0

Eat_bacon_daily wrote:

im usually on at 10 playing ladder with nmug0

and me sometimes woo!

Ach, I usually don't leave at 1 unless I have work the next morning

ill believe that when i see it

Okay maybe this weekend?? LOL sorry I went to maine for like 2 weeks after posting this

I'm gone for the next 3 weekends but I'm here during the week. And what the hell were you doing in Maine, nobody likes Maine.

My family moved down to flordia and im going to be down here with them until about the 20th, ill probably start playing again around then, if not then most likely in september.

How bout tonight?

Mark said he's going out (i assume binge drinking and shooting heroine) because thats what he does every night.

I'll be on sc2 though
pat probably will also

IF YOU GUYS DECIDED TO SHOW UP. we would probably play wc3 with you.

i vote saturrrrday
olo's in france so he won't be able to join us

Im on most weeknights
Friday and saturday are the only nights where i wont be on, but sometimes i can be

here's my plan, create a new day of the week and make it a national holiday all over the world, it'll be easy we just need to bribe all the worlds governments. (And i know your wondering) what if they don't take bribes, well we gotta give them an offer they can't refuse. We are going to give them each 1 coupon for all night lovin with mark. Hes egyptian so theyll have to do it, cause of all the problems in egypt right now and BAM we got our day to play every week. You can thank me later

Pat1487 wrote:

Im on most weeknights
Friday and saturday are the only nights where i wont be on, but sometimes i can be

i can do weeknights

Eat_bacon_daily wrote:

here's my plan, create a new day of the week and make it a national holiday all over the world, it'll be easy we just need to bribe all the worlds governments. (And i know your wondering) what if they don't take bribes, well we gotta give them an offer they can't refuse. We are going to give them each 1 coupon for all night lovin with mark. Hes egyptian so theyll have to do it, cause of all the problems in egypt right now and BAM we got our day to play every week. You can thank me later

Back up plan, we start an escort service but we only have 1 worker who is mark. Over time we will make enough cash to pay off all of the worlds leaders. Sadly mark will go into depression from being a huge slut and society will shun him. Therefore we go even a step further and create a time machine with money we make from the extra holiday merch (we created tons of tshirts, hats, and pens that had the new holiday on it before the holiday came out, so when it became a thing we sold our shitty merch to the whole world and became insta trillionairs over night). With the time machine we go back to before mark was a sex slave, i mean escort service worker and bring him into the future causing a paradox. We then kill the marksoccer from our time line and introduce Marksoccer 2.0 fuckin who is fully equipt with karate, kung fu, judo, jiu jitsu, ta kwan do, served in the marine core, was a navy seal, and flew in the british royal airforce. As well hes seen all seasons of desperate house wives (he has a feminine side too) and is slightly taller than his former self.

But the new mark's abilities and talents wont be enough to stop the time ripple from going back in time and the paradox of having two marksoccers, even though we killed one. Instead we must call upon his super hot sister. She will help us save the world with her super sex librarian look and boobs intelligence. We use her intelligence, and by we I mean me use her to contact all of the worlds scientists by alluring them with her smoking looks. They then want to all fuck marks sister in a huge gang bang, but I have to remind them the world is soon to collapse if they don't work together to fix the world. This is when me and marks sister decide its best if we shoot all of the scientists and climb into the time machine and go back to before when man was created and start the world like adam and eve.

Thus proving Christianity correct. You are all my babies.

Godamnit amaz, i think you lost sight of the plan. Its about playing Wc3 and not your crazy sex fantasies involving mark, his sister and the worlds leaders and scientists i think, i'm not 100% what i just read.

You actually didn't go off the deep end like you do with a lot of your posts amaz.
i lol'd more than once

I down really know how to reply to this.

marksoccer wrote:

I down really know how to reply to this.

Since you said "down" instead of "dont" my brain tried to make sense of that line as i read it by reading it as if it was spoken by a mentally challenged british person
Like if forest gump had a british accent

Amazin[G] wrote:

Back up plan, we start an escort service but we only have 1 worker who is mark. Over time we will make enough cash to pay off all of the worlds leaders. Sadly mark will go into depression from being a huge slut and society will shun him. Therefore we go even a step further and create a time machine with money we make from the extra holiday merch (we created tons of tshirts, hats, and pens that had the new holiday on it before the holiday came out, so when it became a thing we sold our shitty merch to the whole world and became insta trillionairs over night). With the time machine we go back to before mark was a sex slave, i mean escort service worker and bring him into the future causing a paradox. We then kill the marksoccer from our time line and introduce Marksoccer 2.0 fuckin who is fully equipt with karate, kung fu, judo, jiu jitsu, ta kwan do, served in the marine core, was a navy seal, and flew in the british royal airforce. As well hes seen all seasons of desperate house wives (he has a feminine side too) and is slightly taller than his former self.

But the new mark's abilities and talents wont be enough to stop the time ripple from going back in time and the paradox of having two marksoccers, even though we killed one. Instead we must call upon his super hot sister. She will help us save the world with her super sex librarian look and boobs intelligence. We use her intelligence, and by we I mean me use her to contact all of the worlds scientists by alluring them with her smoking looks. They then want to all fuck marks sister in a huge gang bang, but I have to remind them the world is soon to collapse if they don't work together to fix the world. This is when me and marks sister decide its best if we shoot all of the scientists and climb into the time machine and go back to before when man was created and start the world like adam and eve.

Thus proving Christianity correct. You are all my babies.

Im glad you told me your plan because i plan to steal that time machine right after its completed to go back to when you were a baby so that i can smother you in your crib
That would fix the time paradox with mark since the time paradox is a result of a plan that wouldnt exist since you werent alive to come up with it
Of course that leads to a new paradox since the time machine i used to kill you was a result of a plan you came up with which you couldnt have come up with since i killed you when you were a baby by using a time machine that was the result of a plan you came up with which...

So to fix that, i would knock myself out in the new time line (the one where you were smothered as a baby), tie him up and take his place where i would use your escort service idea with mark to raise money to make another time machine to force myself (the me that i tied up) to go back and smother you as a baby and repeat everything i did after smothering you so that it creates a closed loop of events

Of course now there ends up being an infinite number of pats at the moment that you are smothered since they all have to go there, so the universe comes to an end by collapsing in on itself since theres an infinite mass of pats
Which creates a new paradox since there cant be an infinite number of me arriving in the past since all of those pats came from a point in time after the universe collapsed which cant happen since the universe ends before they can leave

Cant really do anything to fix that, so the universe is screwed, but at least you arent the father of mankind

I'm impressed with your plan, but you seemed to have miscalculated the extreme measures I took in safe keeping my time machine. Even if you were to find it, you would have to unlock the super time vault 2.0. It is an infinitely changing lock mechanism that exists out of time. This lock was created in the year 7288 in order to stop Sarah's black hole vagina from going super nova and creating a super omega black hole that would wipe out all of the universe. However I simply went to the year 7285 to contact Serenity the creator of the super time vault locking device that would save us all from Sarah's gaping black whole vagina. It's important to note that in the year 7194 the soul creator of the universe decided to visit our planet, his name, Mormon Jesus and he prophesied Sarah's impending doom and imprisoned Pat in tartarus for all of eternity. From that point on it was understood that Mormons had been the correct religion all along and that all other religions had been wrong.

After much negotiation and consideration Serenity agreed to help me if only I traded my soul to Mormon Jesus, so that Mormon Jesus could bring marks sister back from the grave (Makes sister was considered a modern day Helen of Troy, but had died with me in the year 2086). Mormon Jesus and Serenity were tight, serenity had once let MJ beat him in a game of flip cup as to not let MJ's feelings get hurt (or as a way to create controversy within the church). Anyhow now that I had obtained the Super time vault 2.0 locking mechanism I could place the time machine anywhere at anytime and it would be safe from all who wanted to steal the machine.
The mechanism however would never allow the time machine to be used ever again.

However, what I did not tell Serenity is that part of my agreement with Mormon Jesus was that when I traded my soul I was granted one wish from Mormon Jesus. However I will not reveal what I wished for.

well bacon asked me to play some wc3 pretty soon because he found a good hero siege that we used to play before all of us quit, does anyone else want to play with us?? oh and bacon send me the cd key and lets start playin

i play vampirism with 13 now a bit, but I'm down to play a dumb hero siege game too.

Tell me when, other than tonight and next weekend.