?!?!?

ur mom

what about my mom

is secretly pat

:O is it really true!?!?!?!?

only half true.

so he's half of my mom?

no she only gave birth to half of you

but if pats dead and half of my mom and the other half is alive
who is my mom?

the other half is frozen to be preserved for future breeding of half children.

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TODO:
Replace this post with a crazy nonsensical story about how i birth half children as a ghost lightning entity

Story Brainstorming:
attempt to posses living person as alternative before becoming forum, attempt fails
posses corpse as plan B, succeeds by simulating nerve impulses with lightning powers or some other such nonsense
corpse is female due to disturbing reasons
corpse rots over time need to find replacement, corpse is hlw's dad's neighbor
pretend to be friendly with hlw's dad to kill him and take his corpse to keep existing, end up having sex with him through some nonsensical and offensive way
lightning powers accidentally make corpse eggs work somehow, hlw's dad cums deep in corpse, written as graphically and disgusting as possible
embryo extracted by insane biologist student for crazy experiments
describe someone we all know as the insane biologist student, but dont actually use his name
half of dna removed from embryo cryogenicly frozen
embryo implanted in another women, women married to other guy
embryo continues on even though it only has half its dna, women gives birth to hlw, guy and women become hlw's current parents
dramatically reveal that hlw is actually 4 years old and just ages faster due to missing half his dna

why did this never happen
get your shit together, pat, i leave for like a week and this place has fallen apart. god damn.

I got lazy and didnt feel like actually writing it since i had already written 2 stories around that time
The brainstorming basically tells the story i wouldve written just much shorter and with less details
Most people dont seem to read the longer stories anyway

I read them, i think people read them more then one would think.
It's mainly because its easier, at least for me, to formulate a response to a quickly scribbled post than a well thought out story.
The well thought out story implicitly asks for a better quality post than an average one.
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So quit bitch'n, and give the people what they want.
Or we'll all make like Shakespeare's characters and treat you like Coriolanus

pat has made half my life a lie
thx pat